John Kennedy beat his ass…

and Jmmy The Greek.

A Laurel & Hardy handshake…

Chicken and waffles?

You're hired.

Ooops, no wonder my store is empty. I meant…bRothers…

Remember
Starting at noon, bothers need to pull up their pants (Obama's words). That's why I'm glad to announce the opening of the Fred Garvin Belt & Suspenders Emporium.

Any second now…

Has to be said…
J.B.Lenoir, bitches!

…at the Rock N' Roll McDonalds while listening to Urge Overkill. They played their asses off.

(Choir sings "Black Acting School")

The Art of War 3?

Cecil or Prince?

Broken hearts are for assholes.

Tyler Perry is Medea.

At least…
There's no Nick Broomfield.

Fat guy with babes
Kevin's character apparently hooks up with a cutie in this film. I thought Kevin's deal with the Devil only allowed him years on screen with Leah Remini + syndication.

A doggie Equuis.

Or else innocent people will DIE!

Aristotle was not Belgian.