Then we goin' to Sizzler.

I know. Like we said, no one cares.

I do.

Kate, the walking flotation device. That's how she survived Titanic.

and feltching.

I'm a sad Lions fan, but that countdown just made me laugh out loud. Bravo, Chris.

Ralph Macchio vs. Steve Vai.

Now Charlie will got eat some EYE-talian food and later warsh his clothes. Then he'll go to a movie thee-ater.

She was also on the local Fox morning show. The female anchor, the traffic girl, the one who did features and Catt. That was a pillow fight waiting to happen.

I really do want to know what love is.

Not "love the local news…"
"…fucking love the local news."

PG-13 horror films is like sugar-free ice cream or Sharps beer.

The Harsh Times Drinking Game. Drink every time Christian Bale says Dog.

King Kong's got shit on him!

How you doin', ZMF?

Ryan Reynolds maked Ed Burns seem sincere by comparison.

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Get a broom and sweep out front.

Randall won't like that.