Which member of Warrant?

"Just talk to someone and ask for directions."
"Use your long distance calling card."
"Look it up on Encarta."

It's like fucking poetry. It fucking rhymes.

Cushing said Dantooine really weird. Dan Two Wine

I never hit the Daily Double.

Too dark. Yet someone green-lit the beginning of Alien 3 featuring the pointless deaths of Newt, Hicks, and Bishop.

He gets it.

Winona Forever

Bill Lumbergh - Office Space

White Power …Ranger?

I had Stretch Monster who, of course, sprung a leak. He bled his corn syrup goo all over my bookshelf and left dozens of books un-openable and un-readable. It was the Stretch Monster anti-literacy campaign. Look at where I am now.

Whoa, I'm seeing two of me. The hell?

YES! We're on the train to Bangkok, aboard the Thailand express.
We'll hit the stops along the way, we only stop for the best.

"Sexual jealousy, infighting, and hunger"
Sounds like the Montag residence.

The Band?

Who?

Vince Neil wrecked his Camaro drunk driving in the 80s. He killed one dude and gave 2 others permanent brain damage. They still have permanent brain damage as far as I know.

*turns into a doorknob.

And a Clinton in the White House!

Damn. Anyone remember Pop Narcotic records?