Jerri Blank's mom being Jessa's mother-in-law lead me to waste a lot of time thinking about how much Jerri and Jessa have in common.

Ezekiel Wigglesworth is the official Boy-King of Names.

While on the subject of British people with ridiculous Dickensian names, can we please talk about how Andrew Lincoln's name is actually Andrew Clutterbuck? I'm new to The Walking Dead so please excuse me if this as been discussed ad infinitum already.

My first college roommate had a traffic light. I don't know where she got it, but she would turn it on a lot and only on red and it had a real Kramer/Jerry vs. Kenny Rogers Roasters effect on me.

I really, REALLY wanted them to go through all of his last name even though obviously it would have been a stupid waste of time. That was the highlight of the episode for me.

His not-very-good American accent drives me nuts. It sounds like he learned to do the accent by watching extensive footage of someone doing a bad Woody Allen impression.

Liam Neeson was funny playing himself in the first episode. Aaand…yeah. That's about it.

I'm obsessed with the beginning Jay-Z's verse where he lists types of monsters, the last of which is "a zombie with no conscience." As opposed to all those conscionable zombies.

Hey. I'm commenting on this show four days late to say: I live in NYC and am a lady and my women's health clinic (as in OBGYNs, not midwives) is called Downtown Women. It was super-weird hearing it referred to over and over in this episode and it made me wonder if that was also where Mindy Kaling saw her gynecologist…

Hey. I'm commenting on this show four days late to say: I live in NYC and am a lady and my women's health clinic (as in OBGYNs, not midwives) is called Downtown Women. It was super-weird hearing it referred to over and over in this episode and it made me wonder if that was also where Mindy Kaling saw her gynecologist…

What about all those Saxon men he spilled the blood of?!

What about all those Saxon men he spilled the blood of?!

Didn't Stanhope at one point come forward and claim it was him and it was consensual? Is there truth to that?

Didn't Stanhope at one point come forward and claim it was him and it was consensual? Is there truth to that?

Excellent pantomime's supposed to look ridiculous.

Excellent pantomime's supposed to look ridiculous.

Yep. There's only one Wesley Snipes.

Yep. There's only one Wesley Snipes.

Related suggestion: It Gets Betterish.