"I'm the devil, I can do what I want. Whatever I've got I'm gonna flaunt" is the funniest thing in the world to me.

But will there be Jessica Hynes?

You're ruining my already-terrible joke with your damned accuracy!

"I do have a certain amused contempt for the number of people who walk
sideways into thinking Baltimore blows and act like they felt that way all along."- Alternate Timeline David Simon.

Now that I know I wasn't the only one, I'm marginally less ashamed!

Stock up on your Hidez, guys!

It was his FATHER'S dick, thank you very much!

Sure. They're gaining a little bit of subtlety! Good for them.

"Mediocre tunes?" So the Westboro Baptist Church has moved on from just purely making outrageous statements to damning with faint praise instead?

"Mediocre tunes?" So the Westboro Baptist Church has moved on from just purely making outrageous statements to damning with faint praise instead?

"I am not surprised at all. I have been to South America. I did very well there."

Honestly, I feel like Bret McKenzie should be brought on for scripting stuff. Flight of the Conchords certainly reminds me of the old muppets sensibility more than anything Segel's ever done.

Definitely agreed with you there. BFFs in bear-loving?

I don't know about UNattractive, but definitely significantly less attractive.

Who knew her comedic forte was not being able to name white people?

"We met under a bridge."

Never, I hope. HAM rivals Spaced's TFU for my favorite stupid acronym. It might actually beat it just because…well, y'know:

People who successfully lose weight are dumb and should be hated.

I know every Simpsons nerd considers it their right to shit on Mike Scully, but he DID also write "Ron and Tammy."

It's the lipstick. She was wearing pretty dark lipstick. Ladies, especially thin-lipped ladies (of which I am one, hence why I am taking it upon myself to make this statement): dark lipstick can make you look not-so-hot!