The editors put up the photo ahead of time. Since this was a live show, there were no press photos of the actual show available before it aired, I'm guessing. (Sometimes the network posts a press image from dress rehearsal, but whenever you see an image that's not from the episode being reviewed, it's generally…

The editors put up the photo ahead of time. Since this was a live show, there were no press photos of the actual show available before it aired, I'm guessing. (Sometimes the network posts a press image from dress rehearsal, but whenever you see an image that's not from the episode being reviewed, it's generally…

The dress was … not as awful as last week. And I had a stray observation about her "nude" makeup look that I forgot to include.  I hated it.  It looked like she had no lips.

The dress was … not as awful as last week. And I had a stray observation about her "nude" makeup look that I forgot to include.  I hated it.  It looked like she had no lips.

And you're a cheap date. I'm gonna spread the word around the office that you can be bought for a comment.

And you're a cheap date. I'm gonna spread the word around the office that you can be bought for a comment.

Or maybe just the only one who took the AP Latin exam (Virgil edition … do they still have two, Virgil and Ovid?).

Or maybe just the only one who took the AP Latin exam (Virgil edition … do they still have two, Virgil and Ovid?).

I had to Google the blond woman on The View because I had no idea who she was. Turns out she was on the thing for like eight years, and I somehow never became aware of her existence.

I had to Google the blond woman on The View because I had no idea who she was. Turns out she was on the thing for like eight years, and I somehow never became aware of her existence.

There was an unacknowledged "heh heh, we all know this is tainted but since everyone in the media seems so excited we'll pretend not to notice" vibe at the time.

There was an unacknowledged "heh heh, we all know this is tainted but since everyone in the media seems so excited we'll pretend not to notice" vibe at the time.

KidvanDanzig, Ken Griffey Jr. fan!

KidvanDanzig, Ken Griffey Jr. fan!

I'm hoping some of you commenters will tell me what to feel about Nick. Does he annoy anybody else the way he did me?

I'm hoping some of you commenters will tell me what to feel about Nick. Does he annoy anybody else the way he did me?

Clueless Neophyte handles all our dead language queries!

Clueless Neophyte handles all our dead language queries!

Burt Macklin FBI, elocution coach!

Burt Macklin FBI, elocution coach!