Credit where credit is due: Cardbross!

Credit where credit is due: Cardbross!

On_2 handles PR for the commentariat, and very ably I might add.

On_2 handles PR for the commentariat, and very ably I might add.

Penguin is also my baseball bat wrangler. Multi-talented!

Penguin is also my baseball bat wrangler. Multi-talented!

a b gezint always makes a point of telling me how nice I am.

a b gezint always makes a point of telling me how nice I am.

I'm more of a goldfish bowl of grocery-store margarita mix.

I'm more of a goldfish bowl of grocery-store margarita mix.

DanielKurland is in charge of our graphics, and he never stoops to low seasonal gimmicks like that santa hat.

DanielKurland is in charge of our graphics, and he never stoops to low seasonal gimmicks like that santa hat.

Medrawt heads up Rule of Three enforcement and training, an important job in any comedy comments section.

Medrawt heads up Rule of Three enforcement and training, an important job in any comedy comments section.

I figured this would be the one that would tip it off for most readers. Surprisingly hard to do, but we'll see how long I can keep it up.

I figured this would be the one that would tip it off for most readers. Surprisingly hard to do, but we'll see how long I can keep it up.

The analogy is a newspaper publisher writing an editorial. They always have the ability to use the platform they produce to make a personal statement.

The analogy is a newspaper publisher writing an editorial. They always have the ability to use the platform they produce to make a personal statement.

We don't always know why Alex PK tells stories about his dating history, but he certainly does it succinctly.

We don't always know why Alex PK tells stories about his dating history, but he certainly does it succinctly.