Lisa Simpson's episode of madness after drinking the theme park water in "Selma's Choice" is fantastic and the only instance in pop culture I can think of that makes going completely batshit seem enticing.

I liked him better when his jaw was wired shut.

I really do hope this series ends with Walt getting away with it and all his enemies are murdered. Does that make me a bad person?

When I first saw this trailer, I completely lost my mind with glee when Sean Penn's photographer beckons Ben Stiller because I thought the rest of the movie would be shot like/be a take-off of the music video for "Take on Me."

"[Sufjan Stevens] 'will forever sing [their] anthems to my children's children'"

Uh uh honey, I disagree

"I wouldn't say I'm unemployed, so much as mastering the art of doing nothing" (cue syncophantic laughter)

With this episode, I declare Kiernan Shipka to be this season's acting MVP

This is absurd. The episodes with Maeby and Tobias, as well as every scene with Jessica Walters should at least push Netflix stock to DON'T BUY.

If there's one album that I would like to try having children with, it's BOC's Music Has the Right to Children

Hold up: there's a movie called Independence Day that is not a Garry Marshall-directed comedy featuring a bunch of celebrities trying to patch up relationships before the first fireworks explode?

I'm sorry, I thought the show was called Girls, not Girl.

In the defense of American Psycho, I saw it when I was 10 and all I wanted to do afterwards was get a business card and discuss the merits of 80's pop.

In the defense of American Psycho, I saw it when I was 10 and all I wanted to do afterwards was get a business card and discuss the merits of 80's pop.

So do the Initiative all live in that clock in Daniel's office?

So do the Initiative all live in that clock in Daniel's office?

This might be the only time someone on the far religious right and I have ever agreed about anything.

This might be the only time someone on the far religious right and I have ever agreed about anything.

Will they ever tell us what the President has been doing these past two seasons? I'm assuming he's in a coma.

Will they ever tell us what the President has been doing these past two seasons? I'm assuming he's in a coma.