All "mouse time" is now being devoted to Star Wars VII-XVI, anyway.

All "mouse time" is now being devoted to Star Wars VII-XVI, anyway.

Suppose the "-ish" I added to "bubble gum" can only go so far. Don't matter. We can nitpick all night long. Maybe sing-songy would be a better description?

Suppose the "-ish" I added to "bubble gum" can only go so far. Don't matter. We can nitpick all night long. Maybe sing-songy would be a better description?

Don't blame poor Ringo! From what I've read, Lennon/McCartney penned most of the tracks Ringo sang, and they made his songs intentionally cutesy/bubble gum-ish as to compensate for his sub-par voice. Ringo just wanted some luvin'.

Don't blame poor Ringo! From what I've read, Lennon/McCartney penned most of the tracks Ringo sang, and they made his songs intentionally cutesy/bubble gum-ish as to compensate for his sub-par voice. Ringo just wanted some luvin'.

I opened up a frozen Jack's pizza the other day and found Cee Lo Green's new Christmas album tucked inside. Bingoooo.

I opened up a frozen Jack's pizza the other day and found Cee Lo Green's new Christmas album tucked inside. Bingoooo.

If Armstrong returns to the stage sporting a buzz cut and wearing sweat pants, then we know all is well.

If Armstrong returns to the stage sporting a buzz cut and wearing sweat pants, then we know all is well.

*drive-in

*drive-in

I hope so. If not, how do you explain the magic of No Strings Attached?

I hope so. If not, how do you explain the magic of No Strings Attached?

Joey, Lance, Chris, and J.C. That's at least four friends that should've been at the wedding. I'm not buying JT's explanation.

Joey, Lance, Chris, and J.C. That's at least four friends that should've been at the wedding. I'm not buying JT's explanation.

Finally, a joke I can tell my friends and my mom.

Finally, a joke I can tell my friends and my mom.

Maybe Joseph Kony could lead a covert operation to bail these ladies out. His public image would take a complete 180 in the right direction, and Pussy Riot would be free to pen some new songs about their time in the clink. Then nobody would have to give a shit about anything anymore!

Maybe Joseph Kony could lead a covert operation to bail these ladies out. His public image would take a complete 180 in the right direction, and Pussy Riot would be free to pen some new songs about their time in the clink. Then nobody would have to give a shit about anything anymore!