Needs more Wilson from Home Improvement

Yeah, but I heard Biebs didn't even know what 2nd base was til he Googled it.

Yeah, but I heard Biebs didn't even know what 2nd base was til he Googled it.

This only further demonstrates the fact that home-schooled kids have ZERO social skills.

This only further demonstrates the fact that home-schooled kids have ZERO social skills.

I consider it not just an opportunity but a also responsibility to tug the other end of that rope until it's firmly fastened around his neck.

I consider it not just an opportunity but a also responsibility to tug the other end of that rope until it's firmly fastened around his neck.

I'll give you the Sam Brown dude, but Dan Boeckner is a pretty recognizable fellow.

I'll give you the Sam Brown dude, but Dan Boeckner is a pretty recognizable fellow.

The greatness of "Candy Shop" is enough to sustain a career for decades to come.

The greatness of "Candy Shop" is enough to sustain a career for decades to come.

Nothing real exciting, EXCEPT: I woke up on Sunday, randomly turned on the NBC 5 morning news here in Chicago, and saw Josh Modell being interviewed! NBC 5 was all like "Yah, so President Obama is back in town and some streets are closing down while he stays at home," and Modell was all like, "Ya'know, that really…

Nothing real exciting, EXCEPT: I woke up on Sunday, randomly turned on the NBC 5 morning news here in Chicago, and saw Josh Modell being interviewed! NBC 5 was all like "Yah, so President Obama is back in town and some streets are closing down while he stays at home," and Modell was all like, "Ya'know, that really…

You know that thing you do where you get on someone's case for getting on O'Neal's case for making a pun and then deflating it by explaining it?

You know that thing you do where you get on someone's case for getting on O'Neal's case for making a pun and then deflating it by explaining it?

To paraphrase this entire story:

To paraphrase this entire story:

Animals I hate: Cats, pidgeons, seagulls, Rob Schneider, and those centipedes that run around your house (if you can call those animals).

Animals I hate: Cats, pidgeons, seagulls, Rob Schneider, and those centipedes that run around your house (if you can call those animals).

I always pinned you as the proactive type, @avclub-bae6a614f57536659ef89e3a491d6030:disqus .