Or was that Manhattan? Was it a suit with a skirt or a suit with pants? Details like that are very important to these rom-coms.

I'm a mountain man, and I love Mountain Goats.

I'm a mountain man, and I love Mountain Goats.

A sad symptom of cold weather.

A sad symptom of cold weather.

Don't forget the condom.

Don't forget the condom.

As seen in The Artist. Let's hope Vince has the love of an up-and-coming actresss.

As seen in The Artist. Let's hope Vince has the love of an up-and-coming actresss.

It was Guns&Roses that fucked up Chinese democracy.

It was Guns&Roses that fucked up Chinese democracy.

One third of a 360?

One third of a 360?

Welcome to my golf game.

Welcome to my golf game.

That's socialist talk. They have a god-given right to live in poverty.

That's socialist talk. They have a god-given right to live in poverty.

You fail to appreciate that they are job-creators, employing a host of hangers-on, thus with many dependents to support.

You fail to appreciate that they are job-creators, employing a host of hangers-on, thus with many dependents to support.

Why isn't anyone using those spare seats at the table, as shown in the photo?