puppies in astronaut outfits are adorable, though I am hesitant to purchase as it has not been explicitly stated on the packaging if they play basketball or not.

jesus
the phrase "clown farts" almost made me fall out of my chair I laughed so hard.

Shellac
the first 2 Shellac EPs are packaged in heavy card stock sleeves that are geometrically sealed in a way that makes them almost impossible to open without ripping and almost impossible to reclose period. there's also root beer syrup smeared on one of them (shellac! get it?), which if you live in a temperate…

am I the only one that pries the case apart and the tape snaps under my force? I can't possibly be the worlds strongest man, I'd be richer and have friends.

some people try too hard.

I'm a computer.

what I legitimately want to know -and maybe it's too far down the comments to get an answer- is this:

the culture in this country fosters hypochondriatic handwringing. you either have OCD, ADHD, boner problems or if you still aren't convinced they'll fart in your cool whip and invent "restless leg syndrome".

Penelope Cruz was so fucking hot in Volver my eyes broke. didn't make the movie all that less unbearable, but I appreciated the effort.

looked horrendous
my work was given a stack of free passes for opening weekend and not a single person could be convinced to use one. I have a super creepo crush on Hillary Duff and I still turned it down.

how do people still not get why ZMF is lovable? are you slow or do you just hate having a good time?

you know they'd just be shooting at the screen the whole time.

and she says "Johnny Deeper!" and so he stuck it in deeper!

the fifth dimension is love!

WYETH
brother painted some excellent pigs.

GIMME THE LOOT.

sounds like someone needs to realign themselves with a little slab of God's divine fire called Crest of the Knave…

I think hard jail time and death are all the rocknroll recognition that the 5 will need.

they're huge Pere Ubu fans.

Scent of a Woman is my favorite movie ever. I'm not even kidding, how can you honestly watch that and not giggle with self fulfillment the entire fucking time?