Once you get a certain level of rich, you're never not rich again, because there's always a dumb banker somewhere. The legal concept of the corporation was created, among other reasons, to ensure this.

Would you accept Clive Revill?

Sean Parker also asked the members of Cheap Trick to give him away, but they told him they don't do that.

Never serve sliders at your wedding reception unless you're 100% sure no one you invited will twerk.

"…and so we beat on, dicks against the current, borne ceaselessly back into the UHHHHHHHHHHHH…"

Once again, the Internet has behaved thoughtlessly. The Internet should be ashamed. When will the Internet ever learn?

It's about the Holy Word's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk!

The Jewish Messiah is still in the Cloud.

Van Lente is so underrated. Action Philosophers is endlessly entertaining and Archer & Armstrong was the perfect interdimensional action buddy comedy. His Marvel stuff is almost universally delightful. I see many people on here wishing for more traditional-style superhero stories like Roger Stern used to do. Well, Van…

The Twilight/50 Shades fantasy is at least partially based on the princess fantasy, that we're secretly someone important and wonderful, and there's a powerful prince, CEO, or celebrity vampire out there who will recognize that in us and take us away to a place where we don't have to do the dishes or vacuum any more.…

There's also the meme of minion pictures with quotations from Hellraiser. Those are great.

Her chariot raced
at seventy per;
they hauled away
what had ben hur

I know she's super-strong but her main superpower is that she is Superhumanly Disappointed with the World, as if Fiona Apple's 1997 MTV VMAs speech gained sentience.

That was the other thing, Cox seems to barely have the American accent under control. Not that Americans should cast the first stone, when it comes to imitating our co-lingualists from across the pond.

I feel like I'm in the minority, but I don't think Cox is cast well as Matt Murdock. Daredevil is a tricky character to pull off, because he does brood like Batman, but he's also flippant about his troubles like Spider-Man. Cox just broods, mostly. I find Elden Henson quite annoying, too, and thought Vincent D'Onofrio…

I'm going to assume Hinder was on that soundtrack, even though the band probably didn't exist yet at that time.

Ah. The stripper's lament.

We knew we could count on you, Dikachu!

You'd think he'd be too busy appearing as himself in sitcoms in which characters are mistaken for sexual predators through hilarious misunderstandings.

Yeah, his face looks dead, like a rubber mask.