Fascinating new Netflix documentary on German teenagers picking which university to attend, Schule Intentions.

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Like Janet Yellin.

Yeah, that movie is pretty boring and not really that sexy, but Adams seems like the scariest NYC private school girl you'd ever meet, like she'd put ground up glass in your cocaine or something.

This could be for PBS's late nite offering, PBX.

Well, you see, there's only so many Kryptonians around…

Not surprising. "I always thought the Joker was an interesting character, but why did he wear shoes?"

…and Scott Stapp?

They'd probably end up just talking about a book neither of them had read.

I don't think Jonah Hill has been cast in this film, no.

So which Europeans are the sophisticated ones then?

I'M SO EXCITED

Oh, I was thinking it would be Laurie like in little women, because of the gender flip.

Let's consult Anthony Lane.

In this case, you're incorrect, it was just a case of channel flipping. I will admit to having fastforwarded to the boobs in the following movies: Bram Stoker's Dracula, Mullholland Drive (ashamed of this), Freefall, and Witness.

I've never seen it all the way through but Gina Gershon is the personification of sex in this film. Other films, too.

"The sea was sexy that day, my friends…"

Especially when there are so many male aquatic roles Channing could play, without displacing these hypothetical lady mermaids. He could play He-Man villain Merman, for example!

Channing could play Laurie Lemaris!

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