"Somehow they managed to get every creep and freak in the universe into this administration."

In a Trump Administration, should Kid Rock be Secretary of Education or Health and Human Services? I can't decide.

Trump's supporters skew wealthier than the general population, though. I dunno. I have a lot of personal experience with Trump voters, and they're for the most part the same white people who hated Obama in 2008 and 2012, mostly for racist reasons. They tend to be doing fine economically.

I think I get what you're saying, but Obama lost white people, by a lot, 60 to 40. It's not a question of winning white people, it's a question of convincing the same minority of white people who support Democrats to still support Democrats.

Nominating Woodley or Sarandon for president would be the Democrat equivalent of nominating Trump.

Thanks to global warming!

I think it's fair to assume that the polls are basically accurate, that is to say, Clinton will win a close election and be put over the top by overwhelming support from minority votes, especially African American women, who are the true backbone of American democracy, honestly. The wild cards are 1) voter suppression…

She could go ahead and just cover "Dare to Be Stupid" straight.

We need to bring back Skeet Ulrich to make this complete.

Maybe he'll go driving in a convertible wearing a long scarf, like Isadora Duncan.

MAKE THE GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY GREAT AGAIN

Hollywood, free yourself from this need to put a bland blond dude at the center of your action movie! The supporting characters are more interesting, and should be moved to the center! The weird crazy sidekick is more interesting! The sardonic love interest is more interesting! The doomed minority sidekick is more…

I'm picturing Green's condescending French sigh as yet another American producer asks her to take off her top. "Once again my mammaries are called to do zher duty."

Is this a trick question? We should all play messy.

I just hope for the sake of every orifice in every Cleveland dungeon that John Bolton skipped the RNC this year. I figure that guy has extra rage to let out.

Texas seems from the outside like a pretty great place with a beautiful soul, but ruled by an evil force. Sort of like Narnia under the White Witch Jadis.

I read The Road and that honestly feels like enough. Beautiful, but no need to repeat the experience.

Sitophilia: People who enjoy having sex at a certain site, like a construction site. Yes, that is the definition, and there is no need to look it up, as far as I'm concerned.

It's not just generic "feelings over facts". There are other feelings besides fear and anger people could use. It is a conscious choice to use the fear and anger we all feel as a means of getting power.

The Spitting Image bit from the 80s with him and Oliver Reed is one of my favorite pieces of comedy of all time.