The reimagination of the Greek pantheon as a bunch of California-style rich burnouts was inspired, and the art is just gorgeous, but yeah, not necessarily a Wonder Woman story. Gail Simone and Greg Rucka are the only writers who've made her interesting for me.

I don't believe in retcons. It's all part of the rich tapestry.

The villain will be that guy who was repairing Jessica Jones' door. He wants revenge on the man who ruined his saw.

Call her on the phone and ask, I hear she loves that.

What, the science fiction publisher? Yes, I read them all the time!

He's very polite about it, though.

I need to admit something to the A.V. Club family.

Yeah, high school me didn't understand why "My Iron Lung" wasn't awarded the Nobel Prize for Rock.

It's okay, they use metric.

Or Dr. Bad Vibes from the C.O.P.S. cartoon.

If you were a closeted half-elf mutant skiier whose sister had multiple personality disorder, maybe you would wear that sweater too.

The Canadian government in the Marvel Universe is terrifying.

That would feel…uncomfortable. It would be morally…incorrect.

There's Nazis tellin' Poles, "Get outta heeeeeerre"
and your head of state's a lady who ain't smiled in a year…so

I KNOW

Hey, the U.K. needs all the friends it can get, right now.

Classy pogroms, resplendent armies of starving men, exquisite bloody revolutions, delicious prisons…someone should write a book with Russian history as a backdrop, I tell ya.

He had been working with a coach and had the accent down until he saw Monica Bellucci.

I dunno, the whole UK seems on the point of breaking.

Plus he's a kitten.