If you stuff that flayed cat with some herbs, serve it with some Arbor Gold, maybe a few little eel pies, then we're talking. Then lemoncakes.

You got to watch out for his bannerman Ser Odie, The Tongue that Rides.

I approve. Not nearly enough 20th Century literature-themed costumes at SDCC last year.

They could do four Question movies and have them be interesting with no problem: Ditko's objectivist Question, late-80's mulleted, liberal crusader O'Neil/Cowan Question, Jeffrey Combs Question, and Renee Montoya Rucka/Hamner Question. They would all be weird and great.

I always felt that family had some deep, dark secrets. Especially Michael.

A movie based on the current Azzarello/Chiang run would have all of young Hollywood calling their agents, trying to get one of the Debased Punk Greek Pantheon parts. They would get to walk around barefoot in torn clothes and look moody!

Let's see, that would be Legends of the Dark Knight, The Darkest Knight, Even Darker Than That Last One, The Ballad of John Paul Valley, and Alfred Saves Hanukkah.

Bwa-ha-ha. ::sniff::

It will be his most articulate, emotionally wide-ranging performance in years!

Those midichlorian-powered HDDs lasted forever, though. They really did it better, back a long time ago in a galaxy far far away…

Or worse, he might get caught by paparazzi at a nude beach, allowing the whole world to witness to its disappointment what lies beneath.

Since I'm reading this on a computer someone else owns, I consider myself a Star Wars rumor looter.

At first I thought it was a typo, but no, "Dialauge" really is the proper term. As in, "Man, the Star Wars prequels were not great, but George Lucas sure can write some dialauge!"

The fact that he gets to keep the rights isn't really an argument for or against the quality of the work. He's a savvy businessman, but a mediocre comics creator. DC is definitely putting out many things as successful as Kick-Ass; not its movies, but its TV shows both live action and animated do great business for…

Actually, I see much of Millar's "creator-owned" work as doing exactly that, revisiting Watchmen and redoing Batman's origin for the 20th time. Some people's original ideas aren't actually that original.

Mark Millar's creator-owned work is what happens when a hack reads Transmetropolitan and tries to write something like it.

The Kick-Ass films didn't make oodles, but Wanted grossed like $350 million worldwide. They've all been profitable. That's usually about all it takes for movie studios to want to buy up everything you write, it seems.

Not "yesturd-day"?

Heaven is four eels. Sweet, sweet, eels.

Why did the police doubt that a fire happened? Is that ever really a tricky situation, where one policeman is like, "Yup, looks like a fire", but a more experienced policeman says, "No, son, look at the ligature marks. This was no fire!"