"Perhaps I will start, as you have so often suggested, with…YOUR SHORTS."

David and Bathsheba would have that Burton/Taylor magic.

So what you see, you might not get?

I laughed so hard at the "Yes, they were Kegels" written on the napkin from last issue.

I think that's this week's Aronofsky movie.

I haven't loved everything Snyder has done, but the "maze" issue of Batman was one of the best single issues I've ever read. Capullo deserves a lot of the credit, but still.

I've been surprised how much I've enjoyed it. I mean, I knew the art would be gorgeous, but as Oliver says, Murphy has gotten even better. And the sudden flash-forward was an excellent and unexpected twist.

Let us not speak ill of the dead, but yes, shuddering is appropriate.

We'll find out that Obama is actually gay because his dad used Kenyan mind control to molest him from afar.

The pinnacle of cinema for Christianity is the part in The Passion of the Christ where Jesus invents the table.

[Stefon voice] Christianity's hottest club is "The little girl who knows Jesus even though her murderous/murdered atheist parents never told her about him". This place has *everything*.

It…starts…with an "I"…

This is not a rebel song!

I'm moderately entertained. ::golf claps::

mmmmm…..dry wild turkey…..

He will be inexplicably married to a beautiful woman.

He kids because he loves.

Mike Lupica has a novel about a woman who is the daughter of a famous basketball player who is also a pretty good basketball player who pretends to be a man and plays in the NBA and wins a crucial game by running a play where she pretends to pass the ball behind her back but really balances it on her lovely lady…

Mitch Albom, Craig Kilborn, Keith Olbermann…it's really time for us as a society to stop taking sportswriters seriously as thinkers.

http://www.amazon.com/Mylec…