Remember the time they dressed up like lightbulbs? That was cool.

The joke's on him, then. They're not very filling at all.

Dave Barry's "Eat Bugs for Money" idea was surpassed decades ago.

It's too bad Tom Wolfe didn't think it up first, so that it could stay fictional.

Where are we going to make you lose your mind, sir?

Obama's celebrity boxing match the other day didn't go so well.

I'm suspicious of his foreign-sounding last name. Isn't that German for "angle"? Whereas in Elmers, you've got an all-American product, like the glue.

I'd always suspected that dude was actually a French philosopher. "Buffer" sounds like the kind of fake name a French philosopher would take.

As far as I can tell, the right wing has solidified around the theory that Trayvon was obviously a danger to Zimmerman because purple drank is a thing that exists.

What about a grown man…on a dirt bike? DMX on a BMX!

Not the zombie president that we want, but the zombie president we need…wait…not the zombie president that we need, but the…wait…damn it, I can never get this one right.

It really was not that great a movie.

Ugh, I don't feel so good…

Don't you mean "fetch"?

Facts Are the New Snark

::studies the traffic patterns in Rex Banner's neighborhood::

The third season will reveal that the show is actually a Cheers prequel, and we'll have to rethink everything about both series.

"Tanith Belbin" sounds like the name of one of the minor Jedi.

Based on what you look like in the picture, I would say it's going to have to be a CGI character voiced by Linda Hunt.

Who will play Norm MacDonald?