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keep those posts a-rollin' 
Conservatively pollin' 
LOB-STERS!

Yes, and it's intoxicating.

They need to be Rastafied by at least 10%

As Winston Wolf said in Pulp Fiction, "Move outta the sticks fellas."

All curable with Pepto Bismol…and Wellbutrin.

How many BJ flavors are there?  Dick…and….???

…and you do it doggystyle so you can both watch the hockey game…yes, yes, we've all heard that one before.

Taylor Lautner & Channing Tatum.  Done.

So no one can accuse you of being a hipster, yet you proudly proclaim that instead of a TV you have a projector in your basement?

As with any Statute of Limitations, it's an evidentiary thing (and going further, a Due Process thing).  Unfortunately, in the case of most sexual assaults, it often comes down to recollection of the victim, rather than a lot of physical evidence.  So, beyond a certain period of time, a person's recollection of the…

She'll actually be getting more and more young and attractive looking.  Like a Benjamin Button thing…but for sluts.

Special guest appearance by Jerome Baker and that guy that makes the shitty plastic bongs with the jester decal.

Man, this free, voluntarily-consumed form of entertainment sure has me down.

Science be damned
But the "Plastic Jesus" scene from Cool Hand Luke is THE saddest:

I know AVC can't have a huge budget for the traveling writers, so I'd happy to host you for the weekend TVDW. My couch is pretty comfy, and I live like 200 yards from Dog Beach (as seen on the beloved television program "Terriers")

@ Purple Cow - so stating a personal preference is "advertising my ignorance"? I listened to it, gave it a chance, didn't like it. I didn't decry the talents of these revered musicians - just thought it sounded like a lot of noise - like Atari Teenage Riot without the yelling Germans.

Not my bag
I can get down with some electronic music, but this all sounds like dial-up sign on noises to me.

@Dr Girlfriend

@Crazy Gibberish

Paying for things makes you an elitist snob?