@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus "That '90s Show". The continuity crowd hates it, but it's probably the funniest episode of the past ten years for me (as long as you accept that the bar is much, much lower and the style of humour much different from classic Simpsons.) It's almost a callback to the…

@avclub-a1967e6de4ca99fb2635d94b99453928:disqus "That '90s Show". The continuity crowd hates it, but it's probably the funniest episode of the past ten years for me (as long as you accept that the bar is much, much lower and the style of humour much different from classic Simpsons.) It's almost a callback to the…

As your biggest fan, I cosign this new gimmick. Season 6: wedding after wedding after wedding.

As your biggest fan, I cosign this new gimmick. Season 6: wedding after wedding after wedding.

Rabin: if memory serves, this writeup was a good one!

Rabin: if memory serves, this writeup was a good one!

Rat bastard! You and your friend from Mr. Big will get your comeuppance! I hope a fake twister eats both of you!

Rat bastard! You and your friend from Mr. Big will get your comeuppance! I hope a fake twister eats both of you!

I've listened to that segment about fifteen times in order to answer this question. It's mostly fairly mushmouthed, but the "s" in "twist" is pretty clearly articulated. If it is "betwixt", he's saying it wrong. I'm pretty sure it's "the fake twister ate both of you."
Also, I find it hard to believe that whoever wrote…

I've listened to that segment about fifteen times in order to answer this question. It's mostly fairly mushmouthed, but the "s" in "twist" is pretty clearly articulated. If it is "betwixt", he's saying it wrong. I'm pretty sure it's "the fake twister ate both of you."
Also, I find it hard to believe that whoever wrote…

Alternate Simpsons quotation in response to your comment: "I can't wait to eat that monkey!"

Alternate Simpsons quotation in response to your comment: "I can't wait to eat that monkey!"

Oh, boy. That monkey is going to pay.

Oh, boy. That monkey is going to pay.

@avclub-d324a0cc02881779dcda44a675fdcaaa:disqus Do you have any more material that might make God laugh? I'm on my way to meet Her.

@avclub-d324a0cc02881779dcda44a675fdcaaa:disqus Do you have any more material that might make God laugh? I'm on my way to meet Her.

Re: "Counting Blue Cars" (you think it's unfortunate that I know the name? It gets worse, my friends), I may have been twelve the summer that song was big, and I may have written a pretentious pre-teen novel based upon that song (the little scamp has a genetic condition that will cut his lifespan tragically short! But…

Re: "Counting Blue Cars" (you think it's unfortunate that I know the name? It gets worse, my friends), I may have been twelve the summer that song was big, and I may have written a pretentious pre-teen novel based upon that song (the little scamp has a genetic condition that will cut his lifespan tragically short! But…

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus Thank God! I've been walking around for the past two years interrupting every political debate I hear by announcing, "'Mitt' is a dumb name." But now I won't be able to do that anymore, because nobody's going to remember that guy by Monday. I was worried I'd have nothing…

@avclub-f73c955e2c1f51451a682f5c1ce0e867:disqus Thank God! I've been walking around for the past two years interrupting every political debate I hear by announcing, "'Mitt' is a dumb name." But now I won't be able to do that anymore, because nobody's going to remember that guy by Monday. I was worried I'd have nothing…