I don't remember the exact line, but I laughed: Penner makes his alliance with Carter, they're all earnest about it, and then in his confessional, Carter says he's looking forward to being really loyal to Penner until final five. That just seemed…oddly specific for so early in the game, especially for a guy on a…

I don't remember the exact line, but I laughed: Penner makes his alliance with Carter, they're all earnest about it, and then in his confessional, Carter says he's looking forward to being really loyal to Penner until final five. That just seemed…oddly specific for so early in the game, especially for a guy on a…

Re: idol-finding, is this the most literal clue they've ever had? When you fish the clue out of the rice, the idol is pretty much right under your nose. Yet they're all taking it to mean, "Well, it must be somewhere in the Philippines." It's hilarious.

Re: idol-finding, is this the most literal clue they've ever had? When you fish the clue out of the rice, the idol is pretty much right under your nose. Yet they're all taking it to mean, "Well, it must be somewhere in the Philippines." It's hilarious.

Dude, congratulations - but didn't you just have a kid? Like, in the middle of One World? You and your wife could try reading a book sometime, I'm just saying.

Dude, congratulations - but didn't you just have a kid? Like, in the middle of One World? You and your wife could try reading a book sometime, I'm just saying.

Ironic: Denise is the only woman left on the show from whom I would not like some sex therapy.

Ironic: Denise is the only woman left on the show from whom I would not like some sex therapy.

Yeah, my "Abi as Shane Powers" bit is…kind of fraying around the edges. RC got 1,000 Yogurt Baron tonight for her confessional about being frustrated by Abi's irrationality as a player. Not, "I thought we were going to be best friends, but now she's being a total bitch!" - instead, "I thought she was going to be a…

Yeah, my "Abi as Shane Powers" bit is…kind of fraying around the edges. RC got 1,000 Yogurt Baron tonight for her confessional about being frustrated by Abi's irrationality as a player. Not, "I thought we were going to be best friends, but now she's being a total bitch!" - instead, "I thought she was going to be a…

Spiky-haired critter is Dana. Anybody else sensing some…gender confusion, there, with the "all I can talk about is how manly I am and, before tonight, what my hair is like"?

Spiky-haired critter is Dana. Anybody else sensing some…gender confusion, there, with the "all I can talk about is how manly I am and, before tonight, what my hair is like"?

@FuriousGiorge:disqus Russell never had anything approaching mythic status, anywhere. He was the "leader" of a tribe that, thanks to his leadership, went into the merge with an 8-4 lead and got Pagonged. Those who hate him remember him as the useless idiot who died in the challenge; those who like him remember him as…

@FuriousGiorge:disqus Russell never had anything approaching mythic status, anywhere. He was the "leader" of a tribe that, thanks to his leadership, went into the merge with an 8-4 lead and got Pagonged. Those who hate him remember him as the useless idiot who died in the challenge; those who like him remember him as…

@avclub-9349e20458f64c9bfb83b5221e145937:disqus Okay, fine, I will. (to self) Joke's on him, I'll be dead by then.

@avclub-9349e20458f64c9bfb83b5221e145937:disqus Okay, fine, I will. (to self) Joke's on him, I'll be dead by then.

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus 
Some men hunt for sport
Others hunt for food
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is a gimmick that looks good

@avclub-87caf7c42aedbada42572e2374eed08d:disqus 
Some men hunt for sport
Others hunt for food
The only thing I'm hunting for
Is a gimmick that looks good

Garbo is coming!

Garbo is coming!