I recognized Abi from the start as a standard-issue rational-but-crazy Survivor player—-think Shane Powers, last season's Alicia, even Lex and Rudy to some degree. This breed makes ridiculous threats (anybody remember "I'll kill you in your shitty apartment" / "My apartment's not shitty!"?), but they stick with their…

I recognized Abi from the start as a standard-issue rational-but-crazy Survivor player—-think Shane Powers, last season's Alicia, even Lex and Rudy to some degree. This breed makes ridiculous threats (anybody remember "I'll kill you in your shitty apartment" / "My apartment's not shitty!"?), but they stick with their…

Okay, so we're almost at capacity for the next All-Star season. Kat, Angie, swimmy lizard thing, Russell Hantz, Brandon Hantz, Sean Hantz, Willie Hantz, Cooder Hantz, Hantz Hantz, James, Rupert, Amanda, and James. Might be room for somebody good, also, if we can't get Rupert. #allstarjokebeatenintotheground

Okay, so we're almost at capacity for the next All-Star season. Kat, Angie, swimmy lizard thing, Russell Hantz, Brandon Hantz, Sean Hantz, Willie Hantz, Cooder Hantz, Hantz Hantz, James, Rupert, Amanda, and James. Might be room for somebody good, also, if we can't get Rupert. #allstarjokebeatenintotheground

Wait, what? Was that on the show? I did not see it. Canada issue?

Wait, what? Was that on the show? I did not see it. Canada issue?

This gimmick doesn't annoy me that much, relative to annoying gimmicks, but it's very verbose. You could be annoying faster, is what I'm saying.

This gimmick doesn't annoy me that much, relative to annoying gimmicks, but it's very verbose. You could be annoying faster, is what I'm saying.

@JudgeReinhold:disqus @FuriousGiorge:disqus Yeah, they shouldn't cast Kat and Angie as all-stars. They need to stick to their usual stringent performance-based standards for All-Stars, which has brought us luminaries like Lamber, Shii Ann, James, James, Rupert, Rupert, James again, Rupert again, that one jackass who…

@JudgeReinhold:disqus @FuriousGiorge:disqus Yeah, they shouldn't cast Kat and Angie as all-stars. They need to stick to their usual stringent performance-based standards for All-Stars, which has brought us luminaries like Lamber, Shii Ann, James, James, Rupert, Rupert, James again, Rupert again, that one jackass who…

Have Probst's comments ever affected the game at all, though?

Have Probst's comments ever affected the game at all, though?

I like Denise, but…I do not need to see a lot more of her. Oldest-looking not-even-menopausal woman on this show since Tina Wesson.

I like Denise, but…I do not need to see a lot more of her. Oldest-looking not-even-menopausal woman on this show since Tina Wesson.

Most thorough one I've ever seen, for sure, but I super-vaguely remember this exact same scenario playing out before, numerous times: tribe jackass insists that Player X perform Task Y in the challenge, Player X then spends the whole post-challenge, pre-tribal period whining - "I'M NO GOOD AT TASK Y!"

Most thorough one I've ever seen, for sure, but I super-vaguely remember this exact same scenario playing out before, numerous times: tribe jackass insists that Player X perform Task Y in the challenge, Player X then spends the whole post-challenge, pre-tribal period whining - "I'M NO GOOD AT TASK Y!"

"you'd think having seen every season would at least clue you in to how keeping yourself isolated from the rest of the tribe could be damaging."

"you'd think having seen every season would at least clue you in to how keeping yourself isolated from the rest of the tribe could be damaging."

How many SWV lyrics do you know?

How many SWV lyrics do you know?