Shake harder, boy!

Shake harder, boy!

Show-deah? Show-deah? It's chowdah! Chowdah! Say it right, Frenchy!

Show-deah? Show-deah? It's chowdah! Chowdah! Say it right, Frenchy!

Yeah, I saw it the other day in a rerun. Also, circa 1997, people who were upset about Princess Di did not appreciate my quoting that line to them.

Yeah, I saw it the other day in a rerun. Also, circa 1997, people who were upset about Princess Di did not appreciate my quoting that line to them.

I always thought the point of the warped "memories" in the first episode was a). gently making fun of how kids' memories tend to distort things, and b)., poking at the kinds of fans who would be all, "Brent Musberger? But IN CANON it was Patrick Duffy!" In short, basically the opposite of what SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS…

I always thought the point of the warped "memories" in the first episode was a). gently making fun of how kids' memories tend to distort things, and b)., poking at the kinds of fans who would be all, "Brent Musberger? But IN CANON it was Patrick Duffy!" In short, basically the opposite of what SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS…

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS!

I literally can't think of a single line of dialogue Amy ever said that didn't leave me raising an eyebrow. My eyebrow's stuck like that now. I look like The Rock, and it's all thanks to Amy.

I literally can't think of a single line of dialogue Amy ever said that didn't leave me raising an eyebrow. My eyebrow's stuck like that now. I look like The Rock, and it's all thanks to Amy.

Not that it's out of character or anything, but it's always cracked me up that Homer is so excited that the evening is coming to an end before the part Lisa is in.

Not that it's out of character or anything, but it's always cracked me up that Homer is so excited that the evening is coming to an end before the part Lisa is in.

I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.

I have a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it.

I've been called a greasy thug before, and it never stops hurting.

I've been called a greasy thug before, and it never stops hurting.

Bart's teacher is named Krabapple? I been callin' her Crandall!

Bart's teacher is named Krabapple? I been callin' her Crandall!