The syndication cut where Bart responds to that line by acting out his "Tourette's syndrome" is one of the few syndication cuts I'm never happy to see, right up there with the straight-out-of-Family Guy shit that was cut from Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2.

The syndication cut where Bart responds to that line by acting out his "Tourette's syndrome" is one of the few syndication cuts I'm never happy to see, right up there with the straight-out-of-Family Guy shit that was cut from Who Shot Mr. Burns Part 2.

I hate that Wiig critter a lot, and I'm glad she's gone and I can watch SNL again. And this was a good-to-very-good review of a program I did not watch. But having built my whole long weekend around waiting for this review to be posted and then SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMSing, I…

I hate that Wiig critter a lot, and I'm glad she's gone and I can watch SNL again. And this was a good-to-very-good review of a program I did not watch. But having built my whole long weekend around waiting for this review to be posted and then SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMSing, I…

I love Phillip too - he's been my pick to win from the moment I saw him, and I will buy his stuff - but I absolutely get why he gets bashed. Back when Canadian Idol was a thing, every time a Phillip walked in and the other judges made a big fuss over him, the Canadian Cowell would throw a bucket of cold water all over…

Claire, you know I'm a fan, but please rethink this babymoon idea. Astronauts go through decades of training for a reason. The moon is no place for a baby.

Is the "Claire Zulkey" who liked my post the same lady who writes the recaps of the show, or is that some sort of gimmick account? This is going to sound like sarcasm to literally everybody, but I swear: I am legitimately, no-foolin' starstruck. Someone who *writes about Idol* for a living, who *works for The Onion*…

I used to be an absolute Idol superfan, but the people I liked never did terribly well—-three people I liked might make the semis, and then one might come fifth. This year, I loved three people the first time I saw them, and said, "I hope they're the top three." They went on to be the top three. Nonetheless, last…

cabspaintedyellow touched on this "I'm gonna win this thing for you guys" line coming from Phillip, but you know when it really bothered me? When Jessica said it to some adorable little moppets who might be her siblings.Because here's the thing. The other day, clicking around YouTube to catch up on Idol performances…

Why is "The West Wing" in the headline of this? He was barely on that. And boy, does it show in this interview. "Hey, Jefferson, remember when you were on 'The West Wing'?" / "No." / "Remember when you played 'Shack Shackleford' on something?" / "Oh, boy, do I! *talks for 45 minutes about playing Shack Shackleford*"

Now, those are lyrics. I didn't know everything was everything until I heard that song. I had assumed everything wasn't everything. I'm glad they cleared that up.

The Chase-quitting "development" just brought home for me that I don't really know how this show can end, because the things that would usually be a series-finale life-changing moment for the characters happen evey week on House, and then they're reset the following week. Members of House's team quit *all the damn…

B+ episode, A review. You're a very talented and presumably handsome man, Rowan Kaiser. But can I just SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS about one thing?
"implying a pair of old relationships that have gotten just a little bit too comfortable. It makes very little sense with the characters’ age, but with the age of the show, it works…

Example.

Hate Declan. Like that episode, marginally, relative to a late-Simpsons episode, but I notice that of the three bits you quote, only one actually came out of Declan. That would be like saying you like Armin Tamzarian because of "Jasper didn't want to come alone."

You're joking. Wasn't that whole "Nedna" cliffhanger, like, four years ago now? And wasn't it for one episode and then forgotten? Surely they aren't bringing it back. Or have they been a couple this whole time and I haven't noticed?

With the exception of Peter's Liam Neeson speech, at which I laughed, I didn't notice any jokes at all. Not that I just didn't find the episode funny—-that I'm not sure which parts were *supposed to be* funny. Brian describing a porn site for five minutes—-was that a joke? A talking baby—-not Stewie, but the other…

He means S11's Bart to the Future. Which is about as awful as it gets.

Newton, I love your gimmick a lot. Please keep on keepin' on.

Yeah, what gives? I was so excited to pop in here and start SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMSing. Then the review was by somebody else. So then I thought, okay, I'll just yell that person's name. But then the review wasn't awful. You've ruined my Sunday by not appearing, SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS.