Re: Chuck's comment about bringing out the baby on family visit day: yes. Yes. And then they should have one of those challenges where the family member has to do all the work, and while the other family members are running the obstacle course, the baby can just lay there pooping and crying and doing other baby…

Cracked me up when twenty-something Alicia got all worked up about a letter from her dad, and then even younger Kat got all worked up about a letter from her dad, and then 64-year-old Tarzan got all worked up about the possibility of a letter from HIS dad, whose name, I can only assume, is Izzy Mandelbaum.

I have no trouble believing that, of all the people who've ever paid money to listen to Ted Nugent, Raylan_Givens is the only one who would a)., have a problem with that particular word, b)., be smart enough to understand two-syllable words, and c)., not be too busy having sex with his cousin to get around to calling…

Does he know the war's over and that he can start up with the personal hygiene again anytime now? I mean, look at the picture - if that thing's pants aren't caked in excrement, no one's are.

No, honestly, I don't know anything about him - either his "music" or his "beliefs" - except that he's gay. (I deduced as much from his constant singing about wangs, and then that one part of that one wang song where he says he wants to "come on boys".) And I've got nothing against gay people.

Okay, I wasn't born yet in the century when this "Nuge" critter was relevant for anything other than being an idiot, if it ever was. And when I listen to its alleged "music", all I hear is some screeching about wangs. (Except for "Cat Scratch Fever", which is awful also, but which doesn't seem to mention wangs that…

Park should not have to feel bad because she's an Asian nerd. Park should have to feel bad because she is awful in every way, but other than Park, who is awful in every way, Asian nerds are great. I'd date you right now, obsessive24, as long as you promise not to get all obsessive and 24 on me.

Park could never get a man as hot as Coma Guy.

Sing, talk, act, appear on my TV, attempt to pass for female…lots of things Park is bad at and shouldn't be doing.
(Yogurt Baron: making people feel less bad about themselves by comparison since the invention of the internet.)

Wait, there are people who don't love Taub the very most? I watch the show for Taub at this point (as opposed to previous seasons where I watched the show anyway, but Taub was my favourite part).

Okay, garrison. I take it back. It's not a cartoon. Happy?
"No, you can't play with it. You won't enjoy it on as many levels as I do."
Oh, also: "Hey, egghead! Sing 'Fair Harvard'!"

I'm not sure how thinking that this review is a bit purple makes me a troll, or how I'm any more anonymous than anybody else. I guess AV club commenters are a lot like people. Some of them act badly because they've had a hard life or have been mistreated, but, like people, some of them are just jerks.
*reveal that Mr.…

End of the movie, when he has his spiritual/existential crisis: "I'm tryin' real hard to avoid the catastrophe…" It works on so many levels!

Oh, it's one of the greatest episodes. But it's one of the greatest episodes because it's *funny*. It's not "Wuthering Heights".
(WP, did you mean panda rape? Because I meant "Homer the Heretic".)

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIMS, I'm sorry I'm late to the party. I have two things to say.
1. I usually don't hate you, but when Jonathan Penner shows up someplace, you acknowledge that Jonathan Penner has shown up at that place. Otherwise, even if I usually don't hate you, I end up putting a whole…

Hello, Dean? You're a stupid-head!

You've won this round, Dean!

Also: I think Tarantino really missed the boat when he had Jules Winfield say all that Bible crap before shooting people. Clearly, his murder speech should have been, "When the FIRE starts to burn, there's a LESSON you must learn. SOMETHING, SOMETHING, then you'll see. You'll avoid CATASTROPHE." But then they would…

Is this Rabin critter always so over-the-top? I mean, Simpsons Season 4 is obviously one of the greatest seasons of TV, ever…but still. It's a cartoon. A funny cartoon. About yellow people. Come on. I don't think it's great for the reasons Rabin seems to think it's great.
When I think of Homer the Heretic, I think of…

I don't know why "ShirtPants" cracks me so consistently up. Is it because ALL of the guys wear a shirt and pants, and it's thus such a weird thing to identify yourself by? Is it because the "Who else but ShirtPants?" cutaway implies that ShirtPants has a storied history of doing stuff, when actually, that name has…