"Ozzy - kind of deserves to win because he's playing well…"
How do you figure? If, rather than voting himself off randomly and beating Christine at RI, he'd have voted out Cochran, and let him lose to Christine, then Savaii would still have the numbers. Ozzy is the worst player in the history of this game, having…

I really feel like Rick is getting the under-the-radar edit, not the totally-invisible edit. Just by virtue of the numbers, he's very likely to be a pivotal player in the endgame.

What I don't get about the "wasting 6 weeks of my life" bit is, you're on TV. You've gotten some fame out of this. I don't know what (say) eighth-place Survivor contestants earn for their trouble, but it's almost certainly more than Whitney could make in six weeks at whatever she does in her real life, if she has one.…

Ghost Robot: "It wasn't like he hated his tribe and wanted to go to greener pastures, he just didn't want to go home."How many Survivor contestants succeed by wanting to go home? The Sandra anybody-but-me strategy isn't one I would employ or one I would have recommended Cochran employ, but he's still there; if he'd…

MTV Canada doesn't seem to be planning to air Drones, ever - last night we got the Cornholio episode and a rerun of Daughter's Hand/Tech Support. This is a serious problem. I may leave the country.

I'm confused by all this talk of old animation being reused. Was that terrible animation of them dancing reused from the first run of the series? I can't recall B&B ever dancing like that, or really moving any more than was absolutely necessary.

This show has had many annoying characters over the years, but none who made me seriously want to stop watching until they brought in this 12-year-old boy to join House's team. He bugs the hell out of me. For one thing, this show stretches credibility enough without having a 12-year-old boy doctor—-"Doogie Howser" is…

Beginning now.

I object to "Simpsons" reviews being replaced by "Critic" reviews. There are reasons one of these shows is going to have more seasons than the other had episodes. I shall express my objection by showing up here every week to quote the one episode of anything in which this critic critter ever entertained me: "A Star Is…

In recent versions, "the hated person" who gets taken to the end and gets crushed is usually just some jerk, not someone who manipulated their way there and dominated the game. If Kelly had taken a "hated person" like, say, Stacey, that person wouldn't have won.

I love that you gave up in 2008, around the time it stopped being just awful and started being tolerably mediocre. I mean, it's still frustrating if you love the classic episodes, but the post-'08 episodes are easily the best since 2000 or so. Except for tonight. Tonight was bad.

Wait - someone other than me has heard of "Ginger Snaps"? Are you Canadian too?

Seven or eight years ago. It stopped being "three Halloween stories" and started being "three things that happened". Then became "four things that happened".

Worst episode ever. I always hated the people at SNPP who'd bemoan, from the very start, that every new episode was all of a sudden unrealistic (yeah, realism: that's the goal), but as soon as the cow mooed out "tomacco", I knew it was over: that this was no longer a satire for grownups, but a stupid cartoon show…

Batman's a scientist.

He's always walked around babbling about honor and dragonslayer and honor and etc. etc. and then gone around lying and backstabbing and bullying anyone he takes a dislike to. He's Russell Hantz without a watchable quality. I haven't seen any improvement in his gameplay (except that he's a bit more subtle and…

Ozzy is also the prettiest girl out there.

At this stage of the game, when you're an individual-immunity threat and a strategic threat, do you really want to compound your vulnerability by being in the wrong end of a 4-3 vote? Brandon's craziness reminds me more than a little of Coach's old protege Tyson, and Coach is obviously loyal to Edna too - if they go…

Sims has humor with twelve-year-old boys?

So…should I stop checking for new Simpsons (Classic) writeups every week? Are they gone forever, or will they be back at some point? Aren't these things usually announced someplace?