You've made a huge mistake.

You've made a huge mistake.

No, no. Ray Charles is a jive one. It was Elvis who was the drunk one.

Oh yeah. I would really enjoying masturbating to that movie.

I guess I should have capitalized it. Yeah, he's the most bullshit Professor I've ever seen. Nobody in the class really said anything except during oral presentations, which were uniformly excruciating. The notes I took were absolutely useless, too. I wrote down what what he said that was at least tangentially related…

I'm talking about the professor.

@avclub-6dc7d06398ab4df15d6cf3db3340a81f:disqus Wow! Those are real quotes. Here are more: http://www.goodreads.com/wo…

The Cliff's Notes version: A vibrator!

Wow. Somebody should get you a book on time management.

How does a show that has Krysten Ritter butt-ass naked with her titties out get cancelled?

I thought that when I got a vaporizer I would spend less money on weed. Turns out, being a drug addict doesn't work that way.

I thought that when I got a vaporizer I would spend less money on weed. Turns out, being a drug addict doesn't work that way.

I knew this conversation would take place, so that's why I killed myself and had my lawyer write this. (Brought to you by Steinmansteinbergowitz and Sons)

I knew this conversation would take place, so that's why I killed myself and had my lawyer write this. (Brought to you by Steinmansteinbergowitz and Sons)

I have a list of atrocious songs I never want to hear again. It's called Bob Seger's discography v

Damn the Illuminati. Even when it was the bears I knew it was them.

@Dikachu:disqus There's more to me than just my superfluous nipple, you know. For instance, my two anatomically correct (but still pretty useless) nipples.

I sure am glad to live in Canada. The only people who get mass murdered are women!

You remind me of what feces looks like on a bad ass trip! Suck on that, @Dikachu:disqus !

Jesus fucking Christ. Another shooting?