"Rick would say, “Where’s T-Dog?” and then someone would whisper in his ear." Oh man that line made me laugh out loud…

"Rick would say, “Where’s T-Dog?” and then someone would whisper in his ear." Oh man that line made me laugh out loud…

Adventure Time. Who honestly gives a lump about anything else on tonight?

Adventure Time. Who honestly gives a lump about anything else on tonight?

"Sammy, it's time for my shot."

"Sammy, it's time for my shot."

Sober me has always considered getting the tattoo: Do Not Answer the Phone.

Sober me has always considered getting the tattoo: Do Not Answer the Phone.

The Transformers franchise tends to do terrible things to respectable actors. John Turturro in a thong, never forget ;_;

The Transformers franchise tends to do terrible things to respectable actors. John Turturro in a thong, never forget ;_;

Perhaps just the one on-screen murder, but what was really uncomfortable was the depictions of the sexual abuse and also the bit with the kangaroo carcass. It's one of those one-time watches I won't put myself through again.

Perhaps just the one on-screen murder, but what was really uncomfortable was the depictions of the sexual abuse and also the bit with the kangaroo carcass. It's one of those one-time watches I won't put myself through again.

This is a good list. Snowtown is a very dark, new must-see film. It left me tense and uncomfortable, but in a satisfied way, like most sketches off of the Tim and Eric show.

This is a good list. Snowtown is a very dark, new must-see film. It left me tense and uncomfortable, but in a satisfied way, like most sketches off of the Tim and Eric show.

F*ck! I'm a Good Christian Bitch in Apt. 23?

F*ck! I'm a Good Christian Bitch in Apt. 23?

Lincoln's best film in decades that didn't include a horse is what he means.

Lincoln's best film in decades that didn't include a horse is what he means.

As a pretty avid T&E fan and a believer that Tim Heidecker is way more talented than given credit for, I'm actually in the eager .5% for this film.

As a pretty avid T&E fan and a believer that Tim Heidecker is way more talented than given credit for, I'm actually in the eager .5% for this film.