hahahaha, the second I saw the Jaime header I also literally thought "you asshole"

hahahaha, the second I saw the Jaime header I also literally thought "you asshole"

I'm glad Cersei was finally outright cruel, but Asha/Yara caring about Theon? What? Why?

I'm glad Cersei was finally outright cruel, but Asha/Yara caring about Theon? What? Why?

I laughed at the turds, only because this show is never funny, which somehow made it hilarious. Also laughed at the stuffed owl.

I laughed at the turds, only because this show is never funny, which somehow made it hilarious. Also laughed at the stuffed owl.

- there wasn't any chemistry with jorah on dany's end. he clearly wants to bone, but it wasn't sexy even in the books. he's sexier in the show but still seems flat and depressed.

yeah i saw a fork n knife smirk on tywin's face. I wonder who he thinks she is? I don't recall him being in on the missing-arya plot.

plus his eyes are really far apart like a squid

plus if you skim at all the last POV is bran sooo.

it is known.

More Sandor Clegane, please. None of my friends who've seen the show understand how hard I ship him and Sansa and I was so grateful for him finally showing up and Little-Birding it.

wow, Caterina.

don't worry, everyone in Italy is named Giovanni.

"Jeremy Irons and a baby" spinoff, NOW please.

they probably didn't want to straight up evil-queen her, but I want to watch her go a bit more HAM.

might be too voldemorty, too soon.

Balon is completely how I imagined him. 10/10 would old guy again.

and yes, they used "I'll shove that stick up your bunghole and fuck you bloody!" augh the dialogue in Arya's CoK storyline is too good to be deviated from.

"SHOW 'EM YOUR COCK!" - gendry/the commodore.