Tucker Max to CTA
"Blow Me"

Also, Queer-y? You gay or sumpin?

Sadly, yes…
The Ghost of Marcellus Wallace (as this is the future) is about to be R'd by a terrible robot BUT at the last second Bruce bursts in and kills it with a .44 Magnum (a la some other movie)

This has never been more appropriate:

The Hair/No Hair Argument
I liked Bruce Willis when he was bald. Turns out he was foolin' us all!

It is pronounced like that. Say it like that in public.

I meant to say "pronounced"

I'll take your mom trail riding…

How exactly can an album be marijuana, Eric?

It's pronounces Zune-E!

THAT'S NOT THE MONSTER MASH!

Sincerely, Hope
I'm hoping that this is all some sort of colossal joke amongst these people.

Alone or in front of a mirror.

Joe McFAIL
I just wanted to say Joe McFAIL.

"Oh, honey…Never mind This Bullock."

and to think…this is where I go for "news"!

I want a troll!

He started off in Radiohead playing the harmonica, Colin played a tea chest bass, Ed played the ol' comb, Thom played a kazoo and Phil played the washboard.

A sneeze is sort of like a 'Bodysong'…only really short and irritating with the outro being a "gesundheit."

Fuck! All the wee rappers reading this board are now extremely pissed!