"live dachshund out of your ass" he sez!

Boo! Hiss! He only wins when he's got controversy on his side, like Em at the 2009 MTV Movie Awards.

Ha! …your name is poop dick…

Talk to the hand!

C'mon! Jimmy ain't that bad!

*yet*

I will gladly pay you Tuesday for a Blu-Ray player today…

I think he's trying to psych you out.

Rolling Stone covers have featured obvious genital area symbolism for waaaay too long now. (ED: that one semi-recent cover of those oversexed Gossip Girls sharing an ice cream cone…which was totally a dick! They also get deductions for giving top spot to anything remotely like Gossip Girls, or girls who gossip, which,…

Yeah, I bet Ten Years After was alright, but Sha Na Na was totally where it was at.

It's also fun to switch around all the band name prefixes and suffixes. Like "Aerohead" and "Radiosmith" for instance. Invariably you'll get something cool like Black Deer or Wolf Castles.