Ernest Borgnine once stole my wallet and then lied about it.  But I cry every time I watch "The Poseidon Adventure."

. . . . Or so I've heard.

Saul Rubinek's penis is actually pretty flavorless.

I don't know.  I liked Tom Waits better when he was playing harmonica with Foghat.

Jimmy?  You look . . . different.

And who's this Pynchon character?  Does he give as good a read as David Lee Roth?

Who's Andy Dick?

POW!  ZZAPP!!!  KABLOOEY!!!  CONK!!

Judging from the promotional photo, they are just going to use plastic action figures in this one.  For shame, Mr. Nolan, whoever you are!  Please pay Adam West what he is worth!

I was going to use two exclaimation points, but I didn't want to overwhelm you rhetorically.

FOGHAT!

I find Slade too intellectual.

I would like to make a formal request that every Dawes joke on this website be changed to an observation about the overall excellence of Foghat.

Three words: Foghat, Foghat, Foghat!  Now, multiply by two.

Wait a sec.  Is this that thing with Lorne Greene or is this that show with the one really hot brunette and that annoying robot who's really two robots or something?

Did someone say Foghat and ELO?

I always thought they went downhill after "Red Red Wine"