And the Cable Ace Award goes to… Old Starsky and Hutches!

Newman biffs the lyrics in that clip, which is very distracting for those of us who are both New Pornographers fans and obsessive-compulsive.

That was also my thought just based on the way MacDonald wrote that sentence.

Uh, Golden Age Simpsons did cutaway jokes all the time.

That's what SNPP claims, which is what I had thought (but I think that's only based on having read SNPP), but Chicanery correctly notes that Castaneda wasn't Brazilian.  So I guess the people above saying it was just a really random joke are right.  But I mean, that is REALLY random.  Arguably a contender for most…

I think you guys might have screwed up a word in The East's writeup.  Can't empathize that enough.

What if the whole movie was just intended to show how silly the idea is that lesbians should have to force themselves to be interested in men because that's what society expects, and Tomlin's lack of convincing attraction to Travolta is because her character is gay but trying to cover it up?  Did I just blow your mind?

I think we can definitively say that this is the worst thing Chris Brown has ever done.

This needs more likes.

I had to buy some tomato paste for a recipe recently and this was running through my head the entire time.  Truly an inspired random joke.

Nabin really gets all the worst assignments, doesn't he?  Though I suppose he probably volunteers for most of them.

Wait a minute… there was no cane in Citizen Kane!

I actually like When Your Heart Stops Beating a lot.  Certainly more than I like Neighborhoods, the first Blink-182 reunion album.

I think it almost assuredly does, considering the "hope and change" reference in the next sentence.  'Cause you know, the BP oil spoil was totes Obama's fault.

Diamonds are Forever (AKA one of the worst Bond movies ever made) also has global nuclear disarmament as an evil plan.  And one of the bad guys in Octopussy is a Russian general who hopes to trick the West into unilateral disarmament so that Russia can overrun them.

Home Improvement was definitely syndicated on my local (New York area) Fox station in the late 90s, so that's assuredly what you're thinking of.

"…the camera pans out as he stands perfectly still with clenched firsts."

Count another vote for Lemon of Troy.  When it comes to catching trout, nothing beats the German light infantry!

And we laugh legitimately.

I have just one question… HOW AM I NOT IN THIS MOVIE???