"this truly was a Shawshank Redemption"
Tom Hanks

Bighead failing upwards will always be the funniest most perfect thing

nice use of Champagne Supernova and Just Breathe

who's objectively more handsome than Idris Elba?
you are

Jared's guy talk being "sports teams and pussy" killed me

"never trust children who eat bubble gum flavored bubble gum or adults who eat gum period"

whiskey and milk don't mix
you drank whiskey and milk?
I drank whiskey and watched Milk

Russ blasting Last Resort by Papa Roach was perfect

Liv finding the almond milk in Ravi's latte more disgusting than brains was great

I think combo SVU and Criminal Minds

I feel like Amy would prevent Jake from winding up living out of his car with a dog and a harmonica

and the song Major was singing was The One That Got Away by Katy Perry

"funny for a cradle robber to be working at a nursery"

"you took two weeks off when Kourtney and Scott Disick broke up"
GIna is the best

Blaine singing Smooth and You Keep Me Hangin' On was delightful

"I also have a cat he's not ready to have a relationship with you yet" never change Winston

"my family loved walking we were real pedophiles"

it was nice hearing Tom Petty given Pete's standup about him

"welcome to the club we're all a little fucked up" damn straight Jane

not to be rude but you both look like Nicolas Cage right now