"get your Nazi nephew some breakfast"

she has the emotional maturity of a Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle TMNT

Robin Givens was so fierce as the kids are saying these days

Dee you made a Skinemax flick with a Puerto Rican pervert congratulations

what's the drama queen of the Holt family like did she laugh out loud once?

we've been dating for four months I already saw one of her breasts
Winston, what's the situation where you only saw one of her breasts?

Frank saying that Debbie was in her prime baby years at 15 and that Fiona was getting too old to be a mom in her mid to late 20s was peak Frank

your favorite movie is Pretty Women because you love the opera and you're a whore for money

If Josh is freaking out this much about balding I can't wait to see how he reacts when he gets his first grey hair

did he just kiss you why does he act like the pope when he's happy

I couldn't tell if Sean putting his hand over Fiona's mouth was romantic or creepy

Josh was definitely Luigi when he played Mario

I forgot it's 2006 and you're still into women

of course Ravi loves the Power Rangers

it's like making a risotto in your heart

Liam offering Carl a cracker after Carl said the n word was great

Adam Ant- Goody Two Shoes

I could have watched an entire episode of Mark Mckinney talking about the hotmail and the Tetris on his Macintosh and the spinning wheel

Dee I'm gonna put your head in a box if you don't start getting the answer right

why does my phone keep dying it cost me $13