Here is Pet Mania's website by the way http://petmaniaburbank.com/

Trudy Campbell may as well be Neve Campbell from Aaaaahhhhhhhhh

I am impressed that Joffrey was able to shit out a lego

Are you a cat person, dog person, or do you have 100% human DNA?

hello it's 2017

I think we all want Chris Pratt to shoot flaming arrows at our testicles after we die

Fun fact the scale story happened to Louie in real life, though not exactly the same ( http://www.youtube.com/watc… )

I think the ending was more Newhart than Dallas http://www.youtube.com/watc…

It was so nice seeing Ad Rock behind Everett, but I wish he had done more

"fire officials say they died because the fire was too hot for their bodies"

I wonder how Jared got free so quickly

he's right you know, children should not operate heavy machinery while intoxicated

I was right not to trust people who rhyme in those speeches I guess

Hurricane Jasmine Forsythe has done damage to the south with winds up to 16 miles per while and gusts up to 4, causing damage of upwards of thrumple denudity dollars and 18 cents

On our version of The Office none of the castmembers are outspoken about their atheism

I would watch a whole show of just Rory trying and failing to do Cups

Jukebox The Ghost should cover Fancy by Iggy Azalea and Charli XCX

you have two children and a Louise to take care of

I'm intrigued by Spindr (Tinder for spinsters)

Zillow valued our house at $4