How do T Rexes scratch their crotch with their tiny arms?

I paid $1400 but all of it's on credit cards so it's like $5 a month for 2,000 years or so

Look we did a Kickstarter to make this music and now you have to play it

No Ricky floods are not fun

I would order both the Bohemian Radishy and Edward James Olive-Most burgers

I can't wait to see what happens to the Army Dogs in their PAW Camp

Call me David Knopfler because I'm in dire straits

The Barber of Nate Seville was such a great joke

Butters, you seem to be somewhat obsessed with wieners

you do not make pancakes for just a hookup I've been told this several times

Go fly that hot dog hat to space

Rupert I pooped out your bow tie

I love that Scott said high five so that it sounded like my wife

I am not honking

I'm glad they addressed the fact that Wawa is a huge chain and they are just too lazy to go to the other ones

My phone doesn't have all those fancy bells and whistles and magnets

Jay Cutler sucks

I really want to know what Rupert did to get such good insurance

Bram Stokerman

What was with that guy saying the N word?