How about this one:

Horrible Bosses: Honey I Shrunk The Pension Fund

Sheltie said as a skeletal arm grabbed his shoulder!

I don't even own one.

CONTINUITY SUCKS

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah door-hinge.

It's like Heroes and The Following had a baby, and then abandoned the baby to go make a TV show.

I'm quite enjoying the show, but I'll be the first to admit that most of the episodes so far have felt pretty telegraphed and several endings have felt like cop-outs, which is weird for a show with such an insane mythology and seemingly no rules.

"I've still got a head… so that's good."

Not Jurassic Park, but I loved the line "It seems the hunter that had become the hunted has become the hunter. Again."

Animal Practice is cult television in that the only way it came into being was through a clandestine deal with Satan.

I get them both confused with comedian Rohn Muldaney.

Went as Jake the Dog this year, got a 5% recognition ratio.

What gives it away for me is when there's a group of people in the frame and only one is moving.

nerds

Tom Seduced is a no-nonsense cop who plays by the rules. Rachel Abandoned is a rookie fresh out of the academy ready to take on all comers. Can they learn to put aside their differences long enough to stop LA's biggest, baddest crime lord? Find out Tuesday night at 7 on the new "Seduced and Abandoned", only on CBS.

He's really funny.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH

The AV CLUB

Weird. I swear I have the first two seasons on Canadian Netflix.