Hobo is the new Papyrus.

Classic Poe.

That's sad.

The F***-it List

Or the statue of Eminem that rambles on about cars for two hours?

Seth Myers, is that you?

I'm hoping it'll fill the void that Happy Town left when it got cancelled.

A "Headless Horseman"? That's just ridiculous.

This was the last show I would have expected to do a shot-for-shot recreation of a scene from The Shining.

THE ONION A.V. CLUB

There's a joke in here somewhere…

Also, he's aging backwards, just so he can say the line "I'm gettin' to young for this shit."

Oh man, the rookie cop could be a younger version of the grizzled cop! Get me a producer, stat!

To be fair, sometimes the anti-feminist joke comes before the nazi joke.

Mark McKinney would make a great Late Night host.

You just made a fool of yourself in front of T-Bone.

Also, fun!

I was going for a coffee reference. Well, that's been tainted.

Or at least "A Whedon Returning to TV"

"It's true, a part of me died that day. But don't underestimate the power of the human soul."