"I'm going to shush you even though I know you cannot talk, as you are currently wearing a ball gag."

"Things go wrong from the start… with… Wayan's conception…" - Nathan Rabin

I'm disabled.

"Racket. Like a tennis racket!"

Well, we got angry McEnroe, so that's something.

Happy John McEnroe, please.

You've just pitched and casted the next "Big Momma's House" movie.

You can either slam with the best, or jam with the rest.

Pyler Terriers

play it again, rosebud

Which he guest starred on after creating "Water and Power".

I voted for Hingle McCringleberry.

I voted for Hingle McCringleberry.

Alias is a show about a spy!

Alias is a show about a spy!

This episode's anagram is: "New, bad hotness."

This episode's anagram is: "New, bad hotness."

This movie's anagram is: "Ew, remake. Barf, bro."

This movie's anagram is: "Ew, remake. Barf, bro."

Um, it's actually spelled "Sienfield."