Oh for fuck's sake.

You should get familiar with periods

But Mos Def represents most definitely!

No, you're thinking of the other dude. He is in jail for life.

Or fuckin' crazy, not real animals, all the these basic things that break the laws of reality, that shit's all fantasy.

Not a big Lost fan, eh Archmage?

Like 69, but two short.

So if I was to say "I'd hit that", would I be considered a pervert? I mean since she's not legal, but she IS married. To a guy nearly 40 years her senior.

I can't wait to collapse every crappy post you shit out.

another stupid comment from YO MOMA? no way!

@icantstop: a bar in San Diego, you say? Was it the Aero Club?

He paid him five large!

Gentlemen… we have boat drinks.

Things to Do in Denver When You're Dead
An incredible movie. So many phrases from that movie have made their way into my daily lexicon.

You be doin' nose candy off the Bowie coke mirror
my girl asked for some but I pretended not to hear her

Poor beach dicks.
I guess it's safe to say that we'll NEVER get a Terriers DVD, eh?

Like, where the fuck is the Terriers DVD, for example

Nicely played.

Did that inspire your wife to get the eclair, futurechimp?

The thing with the breakfast burrito?
Nearly put me off those fucking things for life.