WOULD WATCH

I'm always surprised to hear people are ambivalent towards Clue.  It just seems like a home run to me.

I'm just here to get lectured about sexual assault and mental illness.

I would like to happen upon the word "gormless" every day.  It's almost onomatopoeic.

Seems like an appropriate place for this:

The female, Katherine Heigl, is wonderful.

(read in Lars' voice)

This calls for a forget me now.

Captain Dada, that wasn't just some old couple, that was Spike Jonze et al.

Sorry, they meant Feargal Sharkey.

ymmv

Bourdain gets a lifetime pass from me for the Les Halles Cookbook.  Blunt, vulgar, patronizing & encouraging.  I had no idea what I was doing before I started working with that book.

Skittles-fueled walrus orgies
Now THAT'S a link I'll click on!

Nate Silver is the dude in the Go Daddy Superbowl commercial, right?

If your Turkish delight is like hard candy, your Turkish delight is not like my Turkish delight.

The dad doesn't die in Little Women, ergo Hanna is the worst.

CODCO.  Stellar 90s Canadian sketch comedy.  Its release on DVD would have people (Canadians, anyways) in tears of joy.

A short brightly-colored animated film called We Love It about filmmakers' compromises.  It aired over 20 years ago on a CBC show called Open Wide.  I would love to see it again, but haven't been able to track it down.  This seems to be the appropriate place from which to heave that information out into the ether. …

Considering the inaccuracy of  "The act of making art is … enormously self-indulgent" and "95 percent of short fiction is about bored, depressed rich people", it is very difficult to take your opinion seriously.
I gave it an F, for "Fuck all these completely self-absorbed dishonest characters", and because I'll never…

Archers of Loaf, All the Nation's Airports, "Strangled by the Stereo Wire" & the title track.  Love it.  Nice to see Vs. The Greatest Of All Time squeezed in there.