My thoughts and prayers go out to Kanye's family during this difficult time. Ascending to heaven is a real bitch, at least according to my grandmother.

Super heroes are bullshit. I hate the entire genre, whether it be movie or TV. Enough already.

Well, I don't share the disdain for the original Pete's Dragon. It's 1970's Disney. That was their crap decade. A first attempt at "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" gets respect from me.

Planes Trains and Automobiles if you do not have air conditioning in August.

MacFarlane gets a lot of grief on this and other sites like it, but who among us wouldn't be delighted to have every childish thought-joke they have broadcast to the nation. The South Park dudes and Groening need to recall that there is a fine line between clever and stupid. You get the wrong TV exec on the wrong…

Was this their version of foreplay?

Long live Fred Costello! "A LIFETIME OF NIGHTCLUBS & BALLPARKS"

So this movie isn't about Donald Trump stopping the Mexican rapists at the border with his hairbrush and cuff link polish?

Objectively speaking, the show was very clunky. I have yet to encounter a show that tries to blend comedians trying to make jokes and activists trying to make points palatable. My other example is History Channel's "Join or Die". I love Larry Wilmore and Craig Ferguson, but they both deserve better than the format…

i like pretty girls.

Hopefully this version won't be sixteen million hours long and bore the bejesus out of me.

A lovely woman with a lovely pussy….. cat.

Sad Fairy Parade? The kind you find in a little sex store?
Little Red Chevette? Baby you're much to slow?
I just want you extra time and your……. piss?

Donald Trump is so poor….

About 2 years ago I decided to read all of Lovecraft's works. (Free iBooks download). I fully agree about his virulent racism, but I would also offer that his racism extended to any non-Brit or Northern European. He thought just as low of Italians, Spaniards, Greeks, Middle Easterners, and Asians as he did those of…

Petitions make him melt a-la water and the wicked witch. Oh wait, that's sulfuric acid…

In my quest to see all movies ever made I am only up to 1939, so please stop spoiling these for me. I may get to them by the time I am 1210 years old.

You know what, I had mixed up two girls from college both named Lori. One from Dyersville and the other from Dubuque.

Krusty's funny city names aside; I am originally from Iowa and the field is in Dubuque, IA, which is on the Wisconsin border. Had a huge crush on a girl from there when I was in college. Other than that Iowa should sell it to Wisconsin for a lifetime supply of sharp cheddar and whole milk. We'll throw in the…

Yay! More time travel nonsense! Maybe in Star Trek 5 they'll go back in time to rescue Ned Stark.