well, it at least saves him from the dreaded "lifetime achievement" award.

She is not a man

Zombies!!!!!!

Ah, January and February, the dumping ground of misguided movies.

Nightcrawler should have stopped at the trailer. The actual movie was awful. It wasn't as funny as it was trying to be and it was too ridiculous to be a drama. Just completely off the mark, in my opinion.

I don't think that Joan even deserves to be in the Jett family hall of fame. That honor goes to her brother Lear.

Fuck Nick Cannon
- Dave Chappelle

Those clips certainly fit snugly to one another.

I think the best movie of 2015 will be "The Names People Play" penned by noted children's author A. A. Dowd. It will star Catlin PenzeyMoog and Noah Cruickshank, and be directed by noted European auteur Igantiy Vishnevetsky. It tells the tale of a rag-tag group of movie critics who over time learn the true meaning…

If you can still type, clearly not.

I also read that he asked to be cremated, but they failed.

Thanks a lot Baramos. I've been holding off the 2nd "who shot Mr. Burns" episode for the past 20 years to extend the drama and I was just going to finally watch it tonight. Bastard.

Sandwiches are fine, but if my owner tries to give me tuna one more time I'm going to shit on her bed.

No, it fucking ran for 9 seasons, not ran 9 fucking seasons.  Get it right.  King of the Hill will get a real DVD release when it actually becomes funny.

This should be on HBO so that Aisha Tyler could get naked.  That i would pay $14.99 a month for.

I am simply reminded of Julie Kavner's refusal to do any voices on camera.

This would be great if the show was actually funny.

This would be great if the show was actually funny.

This is the best thing this stupid time wasting almost getting me fired website has ever done.

This is the best thing this stupid time wasting almost getting me fired website has ever done.