That's funny because "not fun, just frantic" is exactly how your mom describes you!

i might be willing to do a threesome with Kelly Clarkson and Ron Paul if both of them had duct tape over their mouths so i didn't have to hear either of their voices.

I typically find that people who enjoy anime, and go to the trouble of making a photo of it their representative icon, are not particularly mature.

I've seen him do stand up, it's awful.  He's a reasonable actor, but not a good comedian.

There is a thoughtful quality to these comments that lead me to believe that we are no longer at the AV Club.

Can anyone spoil this thing?  Does the little motherfucker figure out what "Black" means?

i think the two most noteworthy parts of that Angel episode are Charisma Carpenter's excellent, enormous breasts and the fact that someone at some point in her life decided that 'Charisma' was a good idea for a first name.

I think they are only 3 copies short of it going gold.  C'mon people, chip in!  Seriously though, it has become one of my favorites due to its sheer ridiculousness.  You can't help but smile and laugh while listening to it.

The Trial is awesome.  I also like "Chimes at Midnight", but the sound on my Brazilian copy is so bad it requires a lot of concetration.

Show:  D-
Review:  F

Therefore, vicariously he loves you!

The part of that movie that I liked was Rosamund Pike's ample bosoms.

There is one more good scene in "The Adventures of Ford Fairlane".  The extended scene of the stupid girl, Freddy Kruger, and Clay falling down the side of the building that has Kruger screaming, the girl looking extra vapid, and Clay exclaiming "my hair!"  When they get to the ground they meet a family who says…

At least he managed to not get shot by Clint Eastwood and a dying Confederate soldier.  What luck!

When is the last time you've watched the Rifleman?  It is easily the most boy-homo-erotic show that has ever been produced.  The opening is him smiling into the camera as he masturbates his gun, the blacksmith the kid works for is always shirtless while wearing leather chaps, and Chuck Connors addresses his child at…

As an Iowan and an Iowa fan I am insulted that Kutcher is associated with either of those fine institutions.

yay!  90's jokes!

I've got Gregory Peck, Bette Davis, and Spencer Tracy.

If the first thing that the new owner does isn't have one hell of a seance, it will be a total waste.

That and all the pedophiles that have undoubtedly flocked to it by now.