Mischief was my first boobs movie. I wouldn't say it was a good movie, but it did give her breasts ample screen time.

blech. children these days wouldn't know good music if it hit them on the head with a dulcimer. those of us who's formative years were in the late 70's through the 80's know that best. LONG LIVE HUEY LEWIS, BRYAN ADAMS, AND 1983!

I got the General Tso's Chicken, bitch. That shit's for real!

In this fan version the Elves are actually vampires, dwarves are werewolves, hobbits are evil leprechans, and the dragon is played by Cher.

The only person who should ever play Conway Twitty is the dude from Air Supply.

i would have gone with a younger, somewhat more svelt Vincent D'onofrio.

Does Richard Belzer play his wacky next door neighbor "Larry"?

Humbert Humbert's Method of Molestation.

Johnny Depp as: "The School Janitor"!

I thought Uncle Fester died in 1984. Go figure.

How did you husband's surgery go? Is "she" finally rid of those pesky testicles?

To do Haiku right
Requires intelligence and
A cool moniker

A sail of two titties?

Although i didn't find the movie particularly compelling, I thought her drowning scene in Casino Royale was very good and it can't be easy to "act" drowning.

And you watch me playin' guitar
And you feel what my fingers can do
And you wish you were the one I was doing it to

Hey Dikachu, sorry to hear about your dad.

Oh thank goodness
I was really hoping to get George's thoughts on banking crises!

they left out that in the "true events" side of Teen Wolf all of the dunks were, in fact, just layups.

I read that Danny Kaye liked to lie under glass table tops while women took dumps on them.

I don't know if Stu is keen to, but if you want we could double team you.