The Gerbil was defeated 3 and 2 when the Owl chipped in from the high side bunker on 16.

Coming to theaters in 2011, Jon Hamm stars as Chronic Arthritis Pain Man! He groans and creaks his way to justice against the evil Vioxx Corporation.

Ray Ray, since you didn't get me the breastmilk of a 20 year old unwed Hispanic mother we're going to have to shut down the studio.

Would it kill her to offer up a little side-boob?

i always assumed they met in a turkish bath house.

Right! Now, I'm going to teach you how to defend yourself against someone wielding a package of raspberries.

Methinks Frinky here is either recently unemployed or will be shortly.

I do. He's a whiny bitch who would be drummed out of any self-respecting military academy, smart of not.

Dave, you never want to do any cunning plans or crazy capers.

Faints dead away

You shot who in the what now?

Total protonic reversal!

I heard they got all their money by selling Bruce Jenner's olympic medal to one of those "cash for gold" infomercials.

My first boner? Erin Grey in those spandex tights on Buck Rogers. My last boner? Remembering Natalie Portman stooping to this level. (and that Ashton Kutcher is also from Iowa making us all look bad).

After seeing Dennis Franz's ass i thought ABC owed me money. But with the Charlotte Ross ass i guess i'm down about $100.

even food become 8-track tape. Playboy is all but gone and lots of chain restaurants are falling by the wayside. I know they economy is bad, but fashion changes too.

He'll run out of leeway with me unless me makes a movie of the shrimp dudes returning and kicking earth's ass. I NEED CLOSURE! AND TO BE KILLED FOR MY GUILT OVER HUMANITY'S SINS!

Not attempting to speak directly to the writing staff is the gift that keeps on giving.

Oh Krippy. That is Fleer's 1981 Bob Horner card. First year Fleer made cards, I believe. Horner was supposed to be the superstar to couple with Dale Murphy and pull the Braves out of the basement. He retired at 30.

Oh, go home and reminice about your 218 career home runs, 35 of which occured in 1980, the year that photo was taken.