Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesssssss!
Off with his heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad!!!

Much like they have to replace James Woods as the voice of Hades, Disney is going to have to replace Tim Allen as the voice of Buzz Lightyear. Tim Allen is one dumb comment away from putting Buzz Lightyear in the Disney Vault forever.

I'm guessing it's the Julianne Moore story, the only difference is she retains her soul.

All the clams that could be eaten revolted? Two humans were injured and over 2000 clams died in the ensuing riot.

Cry, little man! Cry a river and DROWN!

Yeah. I got members of my own family like that. Not my parents, thank God, then living in their house would be intolerable.

Where it belongs.

She turns into a robot?

"Lisa needs braces" is peppered in every five minutes

"Oh, I would love to have some of that pea soup"
<throws the="" soup="" at="" the="" priest's="" face="">
"Sucker!"

No "The night that the lights went out in Georgia", though.

Schlocky!? Screw you, these aren't schlocky! I'll be listening to these all day!

Alt-Left. Bannon must have coined that

Spoliers - turns out they're bad drivers. There. Saved you money.

Well, time for Val-Tec to start building them Vaults

Only with more blood: https://youtu.be/Ie6LpKOJVf…

We went through the looking glass

Everyday, I get more and more afraid of an actual uprising occurring.

Well, the new Castle Wolfenstein game will be coming out soon. That could be a start.

Do not quietly into that good night, The AV Club Comment Boards! Rage, rage against the coming of the Kinja!