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I've been spending the last two months putting together a video retrospective on the game Dead to Rights.
snarking on it, giving little bios on the voice actors, and the like; it's its 15th year anniversary.

Super underrated, Dragon Quest VII is

Shit, you beat me to it!

The Dud Tower?

And we're all missing the Dumb People Beneath the Big Indestructible Half Sphere from Outer Space Show.

Eeep! Fuck off, undead little boy!

C'mon, anxie! It's Gibbs Head Slappin' Show time!

PUPPIES!!!

Eh, he gets that in prison already

They should have kept Jared Fogle. Have a shark whip out two big pieces of bread a la the Tom and Jerry cartoons, slam him between them and tuck in.

As is the infamous "nuke the fridge" scene

This administration is turning into Who's Afraid of Virginia Woolf.

Or Abbadon

The despair of New Jersey?

Fast talking, high trousers need a come back

Why not just use a vibrating massager?

" would Mutt have been so bad if they hadn't made him Indy's son?"

Ooooo, sex magicks!

I'm stating the obvious, but I think Crystal Skulls would have been better if they didn't
have the whole "Indy has a son who is a total shit subplot". It would one thing to have Indy train a successor who is as into mysterious artifacts and exploration and history as he, but instead we got Shia LeBouf as a pissy